He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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