Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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