Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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