i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If I die, sorry about rent.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
