sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
