and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I didn't notice because vodka
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Randomize
