Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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