So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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