my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
