All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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