there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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