I'm really into asian looking animals
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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