He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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