why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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