We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Come on in and take your pants off
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