i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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