I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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