Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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