My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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