She announced her abortion via fbk
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
