yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize
