Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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