She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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