If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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