We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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