I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Go christen that room with your naked body.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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