I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
