Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Randomize
