there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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