I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We’re leaving where are you
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