jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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