I love black thongs
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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