I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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