well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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