This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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