If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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