I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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