i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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