Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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