My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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