Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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