Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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