it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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