id be glad to
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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