I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The feeling are messing with the penis
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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