There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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