yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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