what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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