Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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