Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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